Episode #35 begins with a crap joke, before Andy gives Dave instruction on how to open a show properly.

Next, we dwell upon the dangers of reliance on translation software, these days frequently the recourse of lazy Japanese students, and read you a fine example of what gibberish results from such an attempt.

Then, unusually, Andy takes on the role of 'sensei' and schools us in the ancient art of the Japanese tongue twister, complete with a guest appearance by a certain 'Madam X'.

STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) hit us over the head with the punk rock ditty 'Bible Junkies', before Dave confesses to having recently read Germaine Greer's classic 1970's breakthrough feminist blockbuster 'The Female Eunuch'. Surprisingly, as he demonstrates, it turns out to be a rather good book.

After that, Preston Mendoza crawls out of the woodwork to deliver his most impassioned (and deranged) monologue yet, this time on the subject of nosey neighbours and what the Japanese really like to do in their lunch breaks...

Finally Dave reveals his new Japanese language learning segment, entitled 'Honto no Nihongo' (Real Japanese). Today he tells how to know our limits, something our good friend Mendoza should take note of...

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