We kick off with a discussion on Japanese biscuits, which soon morphs into the pleasures and dangers of the hi-tech toilet.

Next, Dave dons tacky clothing and heads for the golf course, where we learn a lot about balls.

In the 'Website of the Week' feature, we visit http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html, where our attempts to extract comedy from an online game of 'Guess the Dictator' bomb horribly...

STAVKA comes to the rescue in the shape of the tune 'Mass Shoplifting in the Suburbs'.

Andy then reads the Ivor Cutler story 'Old Cups of Tea' in tribute to the recently departed Glaswegian comic.

Dave wraps up by delving into all things cherry blossom, those ephemeral pink bits which are so prized by the Japanese.